Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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