But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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