are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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