I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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