I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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