We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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