just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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