Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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