WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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