yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
They have beer where we have blood.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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