We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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