normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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