it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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