she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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