I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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