He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
