he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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