I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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