I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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