I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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