So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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