i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And then my night got REAL pukey
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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