Fine. I'll sleep in my office
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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