okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will be naked everywhere
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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