The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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