My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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