I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You have to summon your inner elephant
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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