he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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