if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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