erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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