Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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