she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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