somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
