He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I need moral support for this bender
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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