can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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