nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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