I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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