Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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