Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
