she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
we're so committed to being not committed
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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