I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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