Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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