When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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