I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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