i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
