Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
