i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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