I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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