When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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