To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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