so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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